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  1. ShipOfTheseus

    Europa League 25/26

    Are Forest allowed to hex the goalposts in the PL, or is penalty sorcery only permitted in European competitions?
  2. ShipOfTheseus

    ENIC

    Nothing as dangerous as a little knowledge.
  3. ShipOfTheseus

    +++OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool+++

    Haven’t seen anything today to justify sacking the manager, or that suggests we won’t beat Forest.
  4. ShipOfTheseus

    *** The official 2025/26 Premier League thread ***

    Leeds a man down after missing a penalty. Every little helps.
  5. ShipOfTheseus

    Fixture & Ticket News 25/26

    I don’t understand, though. This could be our last European game in a lifetime. Seems odd to swerve it.
  6. ShipOfTheseus

    ENIC

    Shouldn’t Vega have moved on a bit by now? He could always open a fondue bar or run a weekly over-60s fitness class at his local gym, or something, instead of obsessing about Spurs.
  7. ShipOfTheseus

    Micky van de Ven

    While simultaneously addressing some of our issues about left-wing firepower further up the field.
  8. ShipOfTheseus

    Interim manager thread 2.0

    “Knows the club” is meaningful for Mason. He doesn’t just know the players (although that’s obviously crucial), he also knows the systems and procedures that are used to get things done. If he wants to buy a piece of training kit urgently, he understands the levers that are used to get a...
  9. ShipOfTheseus

    The *WHEN* we go down thread

    He was born a Spurs fan, into a Spurs family, but suffered terribly from football dysphoria because he developed a secret love from Arsenal. He suggested once that his suffering would be eased if the clubs were to merge.
  10. ShipOfTheseus

    Interim manager thread 2.0

    Would reassure the players and fans that Poch was advising behind the scenes, and that Mason was holding the fort until the US world cup exit. Did he play a Poch 4-2-3-1 at West Brom?
  11. ShipOfTheseus

    Interim manager thread 2.0

    Frank? Heitinga? The only serious answer remains Mason.
  12. ShipOfTheseus

    Interim manager thread 2.0

    No Pleat?
  13. ShipOfTheseus

    OMT Spurs v Athletico

    Archway Sheet Metal, even. For some reason I confuse them. Anyway, they are the most plausible suspects for hexing us.
  14. ShipOfTheseus

    OMT Spurs v Athletico

    Everything is Rainham Steel’s fault.
  15. ShipOfTheseus

    OMT Spurs v Athletico

    This is not a board that acts quickly. I’d be very surprised if he’s out for Liverpool and still more or less expect him to be in charge for the return leg.
  16. ShipOfTheseus

    OMT Spurs v Athletico

    Blimey.
  17. ShipOfTheseus

    OMT Spurs v Athletico

    I was wondering if they had greased the pitch with Iberico pig fat and issued special nanoengineered non-slip boots to their players, but the ref would have to be in on that too. Still plausible though.
  18. ShipOfTheseus

    OMT Spurs v Athletico

    Livelier than Spurs. Hope all good with you. Look forward to your stint as guest manager later this season, if there was ever a time for 11-0-0 it’s now.
  19. ShipOfTheseus

    OMT Spurs v Athletico

    Comeback starts here!
  20. ShipOfTheseus

    OMT Spurs v Athletico

    I’m not even sure we’re going to win the CL now.
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