Hahaha, oh mate how could you have known LOL...I'm married to one and we've been in the Bay Area for decades.
She's incredible, sees the good and bad on all sides, and stands for the righteous things.
Don't fall for stereotypes mate, the person you're describing can be found literally everywhere and exists on ALL sides of whatever spectrum you want to pick.
As you get older and more thoughtful/considered, I think it becomes even clearer that intolerance of the fervent kind is usually about fear and ignorance. There are occasions where it is absolutely binary (I hate nazis and racists and have NO interest in spending anytimne with them, albeit if one came to me and said they wanted to try and learn why their belief is stupid and destructive I'd certainly give them the benefit and do my best), but generally speaking, fear and ignorance are drivers.
I do know you were just looking to spin a light-hearted joke (and believe me I did NOT take offence whatsoever) but equally, I couldn't let it go!!!